DO blonds have more fun?

OK, here I am straight from bootcamp class.....

And here is the beginning of the foil nightmare--- good thing TVs aren't picking up reception this way any longer.

Still getting foil.

OK- I"m pretty sure I look like I"m from outer space in this one. Boldy-go?

Almost there, the blow drying has begun!

Ah yes, a pretty blond head. Thank you to Melissa from Appearances for making me look so "fun"!

Wed Spin Ride

Gives you hell
Hit me with your best shot
Cold as ice
Moulin Rouge
Black Horse
Mr. Brownstone
You really got me now
something in your mouth
redneck woman
magic carpet ride
all summer long
great balls of fire
crazy little thing called love
crazy
save a horse
should i stay or should I go
all for you
welcome to the jungle
let me be myself

It was something to look at.

I thought this was a cute sign to post in the restroom. I mean, we really need some "entertainment" while we're in there!

Yes, I was seated for the entire performance!

Mother of the Year

So, my children were playing outside in the warm weather yesterday. They were on the trampoline with their purses and they decided to take the straps off of the purses and wrap them around one of the girls neck and pretend they were dogs.... Needless to say this was not a good idea and it ended in injury. One of my children got a huge scratch on the side of her neck.

So, while I was nursing her injury and explaining to the girls that it wasn't a good idea to do this, I also suggested that she not go to school and tell all her friends she had a leash around her neck and got scratched!

Well, she comes home today and says "I didn't tell any of my friends mom, just my teacher". WHAT?!? You told your teacher you had a leash on your neck?

Alright, lucky for me (not really)-- her teacher comes to my classes at the gym, so I took the walk of shame across the floor to explain to her teacher that I DON'T let me children walk around with a leash!!!!

When I was younger, thinking about parenthood and how fun it would be to raise children, I never, ever, ever thought I would have to have a conversation with my child's teacher where I had to say "I don't keep my children on a leash"....

Yep, Mother of the Year-- that's me!

Lettuce

I just had to share this. My friends daughter had to do a project for school and she had to list 5 reasons for lettuce. Reason number 5 was: So vegetarians have something to eat! Ha Ha Ha!

My reason, to scrap off excess mustard and ketchup from Wendy's cheeseburger!

Your questions answered!

Many of you have asked me about this 'bar', so here is the scoop.

We stopped at every bar along the route from Key Largo to Key West, it's about 108 miles.

We saw this bar on the road and it was called "Woodys". We pull off and then we notice it is a strip club. So question Number 1. NO, I didn't know by the name that it was a strip club. Question Number 2. NO, I didn't go in.

This sign was on the outside of the door so I snapped the picture. It says Bar/Lounge/and Restaurant. Question Number 3: I have no idea what kind of food was on the menu.

Finally, the band name: Big Dick and the Extenders... Question Number 4: I don't know what kind of music they play, and I've been to afraid to "google search" the answer for fear of what might show up if I type in "big dick and the extenders". If anyone is brave enough to find the answers to these questions, please let us all know. IN FACT, if anyone has ever BEEN to the place, I would LOVE to hear about it.

I've seen everything UPCLOSE now!

If you remember, or refer back to, my blog titled "now, I've seen everything" you will be able to understand this blog post alot better....

So, S and D hand me this package today in this mornings bootcamp class... And this is what's inside!!!! S ACTUALLY ordered it for me. Now, if you can read the photo below you will see some information and a money saving coupon for future purchases of "go girl".
On this back of the above photo is information for a SWEEPSTAKES to win "lifestyle packages". I don't think I even WANT to know what that is.
You can also win some cool GoGirl GEAR! I am actually wondering that the t-shirts and hats have on them? NOT!!!!

OK, so if you look at the outside of the tube you will see all the things you will be able to do if you have, buy, and/or use GoGirl...

Is that a guitar? Will I be a better Guitar Hero player if I use this?

It also states on the TUBE that it contains one gogirl, a tissue, and a baggie for disposal.

Wanna see what's inside?

And there you have it. A rubber funnel, toilet tissue, and a bag for disposal, but that's not all....

Just in case you weren't sure what to do, there are step by step instructions....

These are so funny, it takes the cake! Adjust clothing? (you can't do it through your outfit?), AIM? (what woman learns how to aim?) and if you CHOOSE not to reuse use the bag for disposal... oh, I'm sorry-- discrete disposal, as if the fact you just peed standing up wasn't strange enough!!!!

I cannot wait to hear the comments on this one!