The O diet

Things to let you know that you might be addicted to the O diet….

What’s the O diet? I like to say that I am ON the O diet—if it ends in an O, I will eat it. Frito, Dorito, Tostito, Ledo, Dominio, Combo, Cheeto, Potato etc….

If you can understand your friend if she talks to you with a Dorito in her mouth, you might be addicted to the O diet.

If you have 8 snack items in your pantry and 7 of them end in O, you might be addicted to the O diet.

If you have to change your clothes into elastic pants before you go out to dinner, you might be addicted to the O diet.

If you only need to go down one isle when you’re in the grocery store, you might be addicted to the O diet.

If you’ve figured out how to spell other foods to make them end in O, just so you can eat them, you might be addicted to the O diet.

If you know the exact date that the Christmas special white fudge covered Oreo’s come out for the season (December 18th), you might be addicted to the O diet.

If you know how many Cheetos you can fit into your mouth at one time (17), you might be addicted to the O diet.

If the only beer you drink is from MEXICO, you might be addicted to the O diet.

If you have your own reserved table at LEDO’s, you might be addicted to the O diet.

If you feel that you or someone you know has an addiction to the O diet, please send them to me ASAP.

(Next blog—your twelve step program for O diet addiction!)
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